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Estimated delivery dates: Jul 31, 2026 - Aug 10, 2026
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Unisex Standard T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Zip Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
19.25 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
21.25 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
23.25 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
25.25 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
27.25 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
29 in
32 in
38.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Long Sleeved T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
18 in
28 in
33.5 in
M
20 in
29 in
35 in
L
22 in
30 in
36.5 in
XL
24 in
31 in
38 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
39.5 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
39.5 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
39 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's V-Neck T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Long Sleeve T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
13.25 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
14 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
14.75 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
15.75 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
16.75 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Hooded Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
26 in
32 in
M
22 in
27.5 in
33 in
L
24 in
28 in
34.5 in
XL
26 in
29.5 in
35.5 in
2XL
28 in
30 in
37 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
15 in
27.56 in
M
16.1 in
27.95 in
L
17 in
28.35 in
XL
18.1 in
29.13 in
2XL
18.9 in
29.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies V Neck T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Youth T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
XS (4-5 years)
16 in
20.5 in
13.5 in
S (6-7 years)
17 in
22 in
14.5 in
M (8-9 years)
18 in
23.5 in
15.5 in
L (10-11 years)
19 in
25 in
16.5 in
XL (12-13 years)
20 in
26.5 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Mug
Twill Cap
360 Crown
Front Crown
22.24 in
12.6 in
Visor's Length
Visor's Width
6.69 in
4.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Tumbler
Cloth Face Mask
Baseball Jersey Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
S
29.92 in
34.65 in
14.96 in
M
30.31 in
37.8 in
16.14 in
L
30.71 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
XL
31.1 in
44.09 in
18.5 in
2XL
31.5 in
48.03 in
19.69 in
3XL
31.89 in
51.97 in
20.87 in
4XL
32.28 in
55.91 in
22.05 in
5XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
23.23 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Jersey Tank
Size
Length
Bust
XS
27.6 in
39.2 in
S
28.4 in
40.8 in
M
29.2 in
42.4 in
L
30 in
45.6 in
XL
30.8 in
48 in
2XL
31.6 in
50.4 in
3XL
32.4 in
52.8 in
4XL
33.2 in
55.2 in
5XL
34 in
57.6 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Suit
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
Pant Lengths
Waist
Hip
XS
24.8 in
36.22 in
13.39 in
18.11 in
23.62 in
38.58 in
S
25.79 in
37.8 in
13.78 in
18.9 in
25.2 in
40.16 in
M
26.77 in
39.37 in
14.17 in
19.69 in
26.77 in
41.73 in
L
27.76 in
40.94 in
14.57 in
20.47 in
28.35 in
43.31 in
XL
28.74 in
42.52 in
14.96 in
21.26 in
29.92 in
44.88 in
2XL
29.72 in
44.09 in
15.35 in
22.05 in
31.5 in
46.46 in
3XL
30.71 in
45.67 in
15.75 in
22.83 in
33.07 in
48.03 in
4XL
31.69 in
47.24 in
16.14 in
23.62 in
34.65 in
49.61 in
5XL
33.07 in
48.82 in
16.54 in
32.28 in
36.22 in
51.18 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Hawaiian Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Sleeve
XS
27.17 in
37.8 in
16.54 in
S
27.95 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
M
28.74 in
44.09 in
18.11 in
L
29.53 in
47.24 in
19.09 in
XL
30.31 in
50.39 in
19.88 in
2XL
31.1 in
53.54 in
20.87 in
3XL
31.89 in
56.69 in
21.65 in
4XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
22.64 in
5XL
34.25 in
62.99 in
24.02 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
The The Onion Store I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You Hoodie Sweatshirt is a humorous and creative apparel design inspired by satire, pop culture appreciation, and playful personal expression. This cozy hoodie style is perfect for fans who enjoy witty graphics, unusual statements, and clothing that creates fun conversations. Designed for casual outings, relaxing weekends, cooler weather, or everyday streetwear looks, it combines comfort with a distinctive sense of humor. The unique message adds personality to any wardrobe while reflecting a love for imaginative entertainment references and clever fashion choices. This sweatshirt is a great option for anyone who prefers expressive merchandise that blends comedy, creativity, and comfortable modern style.
Serena Tegan Anderson (verified owner) –
I think this was my third order from this shop, seven shirts in total over the years. Perfect order as always, fast shipping and the shirts stay beautiful even with frequent wear!
Ellen Hopkins Beatrix (verified owner) –
I am very happy with my first, and recent, purchase. The top is constructed beautifully and the quality is much better than other basic t-shirt brands I’ve tried.
R.A. Nelson Sarra Cannon (verified owner) –
I have now bought three T-shirts from the you and have been delighted, not only with the product, but with the excellent service and follow-up.
Amanda Lucas (verified owner) –
Really excellent items. Hoping they will last a life time. Would love to see more products from you.